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this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"it spoils the mood" so does the sound of a baby crying

queen-overlord:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"it spoils the mood" so does the sound of a baby crying

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deletes:

my life’s resume: i tried

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wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

HOW?!?!?!

the-elvish-beatlemaniac:

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

HOW?!?!?!

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nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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alexis-cool:

look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”

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opkomstfout:

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

I needed this

You have no idea how much this meant to me

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US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge
Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 
Police are investigating.
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US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge

Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 

Police are investigating.

(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)

 

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breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge
Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 
Police are investigating.
(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)
 





national emergency of utmost importance

fstw:

breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge

Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 

Police are investigating.

(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)

 

national emergency of utmost importance

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fstw:

breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge
Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 
Police are investigating.
(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)
 





national emergency of utmost importance

fstw:

breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge

Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 

Police are investigating.

(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)

 

national emergency of utmost importance

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fstw:

breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge
Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 
Police are investigating.
(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)
 





national emergency of utmost importance

fstw:

breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge

Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 

Police are investigating.

(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)

 

national emergency of utmost importance

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fstw:

breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge
Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 
Police are investigating.
(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)
 





national emergency of utmost importance

fstw:

breakingnews:

US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge

Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 

Police are investigating.

(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)

 

national emergency of utmost importance

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